Tape Recorders

Earlier I found myself wishing for something I invented in my head as a child but kind of forgot I made up. I wish there was a mind reading device that was hooked up to your brain and typed up all of your thoughts. When I was younger I got the idea that my life would make a great book (I have no idea why I thought this) so I used to narrate everything I did in my head as if it were becoming a novel. And I used to wish for this tape recorder to put everything down as I thought it. This habit of narrating my life in my head like a story book has not gone away, and it often frustrates me to no end. But I still wish for that tape recorder thing. Then all the clouded thoughts might be worth it.